Hacked In
2009 July 11
THIS IS SUSHI.
I HAVE KIDNAPPED SULZ AND TIED HER TO A CHAIR. I HAVE BOUND HER ARMS AND FEET WITH ROPE. HER MOUTH, NOT SO EASY AS SHE IS THE KOBAYASHI OF ENDLESS BLABBER. EARMUFFS EASIER.
I HAVE TAKEN OVER HER BLOG AND FROM NOW ON YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME!! YOU WILL NOT REPORT THIS KIDNAPPING TO THE AUTHORITIES BECAUSE I WILL COME AFTER YOU NEXT…THAT IS, IF SHE DOESN’T BLABBER ME TO DEAFNESS YET.
mwuahahahahaha!!
Actually folks, Sushi is only here on Sulz’s behalf as she is unable to connect to the internet today. So leave her comments as she deserves it–who else would give Sushi a frantic phone call 15 minutes from midnight to post something today just so she could keep her promise? 
**Sushi has left the conveyor belt.
LOL
way to go!!
sulz: omg, she was totally drunk on pimms when she wrote that! hahaha
Hahaha! This is the funniest thing I’ve read today. Amazing the lengths sulz would go to keep her commitment! This needs to go on sulz’s resume to demonstrate reliability (maybe without the tied-up part)
And Sushi, what a good friend you are to do this for her! (I’m a little bit afraid of you now, though.)
sulz: does one have a resume about one’s blog?? haha… i just didn’t want to disappoint and when i say i want to do something i will try all possible means to get it done. i don’t want to be said as someone who doesn’t keep her promises!
yesh, i love sushi, scary kidnapper and all. *muacks*
Hee, wow! Sulz, you really are devoted! And Sushi, that was amazing!
sulz: well it was just a phone call and sushi was ever obliging. yeah, i didn’t expect her to write that!
Way to go Sushi.. finally someone had the courage..
sulz: haha!
LOL!
sulz: i even thought of calling you! i was quite desperate.
“sushi has left the conveyor belt” – ROFL. So cute. Which reminds me I haven’t had conveyor belt sushi for some time. Hmm.
Aiyoh, how come cannot connect to internet. Tsk.
sulz: me too! i’ve been having a lot of bento though. i also dunno – waiting for technician to come and repair.
torture!!
Hahaha!
Don’t untie her!
sulz: hey!
Ha ha
sulz: yes, when the unexpected happens there’s always some strange twist to the plot!
LOL, the thing that makes this even funnier is that she typed the entire thing in Caps to give it the serious and emergency feeling. Way to go, Sushi!
sulz: yes, i loved this post too! sushi can blog, yo.