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Situation: Group of four assigned to write a 2500-word essay. Group plans division of work as such: all four write individual essays of approximately 600 words, while the smarty pants who suggested this will compile all essays into the promised 2500-word essay.

Problem: One arsehole has yet to hand in his part of the essay by e-mail, because he spent the weekend in Singapore to visit his sister and will only be back on Sunday at 3p.m. 7.30p.m., which by some humbling and pathetic-sounding text messages he expects to be granted this allowance of passing up hours later than the agreed deadline, precious hours she could use to edit the essays. You may say why not edit the other essays while waiting for his, well, obviously this rant is about the principle of things. It has been agreed essays will be handed in no later than Sunday noon, and it is definitely not fair to the others that he has the liberty of passing his essay late when they have tried their best to pass it up by the deadline, even when one of them has a relative who had passed away in the last 48 hours. Even the other groupmate whose grandmother passed away has managed to hand in his essay earlier (though way past the deadline) than this Prince of Singapore, who can tell, at first, so confidently that he will give his essay before the weekend because he has plans then! Well then, Your Highness, if you damn bloody well know you have your hands full this weekend why did it take you so fucking long to write up a 600-word essay?! Do you think you’re the only one with plans? How about this smarty pants, who decided to edit the essays before handing in because she has the best English among them, boastful as that may sound, who has to work tomorrow morning? How about her, huh? Why should she sacrifice her daily dose of the boob tube just so she can edit 4 essays in time for the deadline, when she has clearly told every one they should hand in their essays by Sunday noon the latest, to which nobody disagreed? If you’re entitled to a weekend of gambolling around Singapore, then why shouldn’t she be entitled to earning some dosh for herself, which she may not be able to if YOU’RE GOING TO TAKE YOUR FUCKING OWN SWEET TIME HANDING IN YOUR PART!!!

AND ARSEHOLE, CAN YOU DAMN REPLY A TEXT MESSAGE WHEN YOU RECEIVE ONE. IGNORING SOMEONE WITH SUCH PASSIVE AGGRESSION MAY BRING DOOM TO YOUR ACADEMIC SITUATION, LIKE SAY, INFORMING THE LECTURER THAT YOU HAVE NOT DONE YOUR PART.

Bloody deranged insensitive inconsiderate imbecilistic fucktard.

Comments on: "It’s been a long time since you had a good school rant, huh?" (1)

  1. angelblush said:

    Rawr. I understand your setiments.

    sulz: hi! how do you understand self’s sentiments? share your tale.

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