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Hey, this is how self feel exactly after making a new post, which means practically every day. -_-

Okay, digression over. Am rereading all the Harry Potter books so when Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows is out will be refreshed of the plot to understand the book. Not that am buying the last tome, mind you, when it costs one-third if wait a year later for the paperback! A classmate promised to lend the book once she’s done. Which might take forever. So anyway, am currently reading Harry Potter & the Prisoner of Azkaban, this particular chapter:

Chapter Seven: The Boggart in the Wardrobe

[…]
“Weasley, cut up Malfoy’s roots for him,” said Snape, without looking up.
[…]
“Professor,” drawled Malfoy, “Weasley’s mutilating my roots, sir.”
[…]
“Change roots with Malfoy, Weasley.”
[…]
“And sir, I’ll need this Shrivelfig skinned,” said Malfoy, his voice full of malicious laughter.
“Potter, you can skin Malfoy’s Shrivelfig,” said Snape, giving Harry the look of loathing he always reserved just for him.
[…]
“[…]Weasley, slice my caterpillars for me.”

Caterpillars… Shrivelfigs… roots… skinned… don’t they just remind you of something quite… phallic?

Don’t worry, you’re not the first person to think sulz is a big fat perv. :mrgreen:

Harry Potter from a gay perspective

Comments on: "Who knew Harry Potter could be so suggestive?" (6)

  1. lovelyloey said:

    But isn’t the motion verbs attached to them a little … violent? Ew. Can’t imagine it.

    sulz: s & m lor… hahahahaha! :mrgreen:

  2. When I decide to borrow the book from the local library, I’ll never read it the same again thanks to that rather cheeky piece of insight πŸ˜€

    sulz: hehe, you saw what am seeing too? πŸ˜›

  3. LOL! And I thought I was the pervert but I never though of “roots” that way πŸ˜›

    Atleast your friend is lending you the book. My friend refused me on the face saying the book was too precious to be lent. What about allo those more than 10 years or friendship? Blah!

    sulz: hehe, even pervs can learn something new.

    next time your friend asks you out, tell him he can ask his harry potter book instead! :mrgreen:

  4. Interesting. I read a newspaper report which said there were a few lines (I don’t remember which book) that suggested Harry was GAY!

    sulz: haha, characteristically he is not gay, but then again it’s all a matter of perspective and how one manipulates the text. like how it is in the news and gossip magazines… πŸ˜‰

  5. hahahahha i see freud has influenced you too! yes, yes, i agree, very phallic undertones. i think draco malfoy is gay. especially with those two beefcakes constantly trailing him, etc.

    people always tell me i have a dirty mind when i start talking about phallic symbols and homoeroticism. pah! nevermind, i have a friend now *beams*.

    sulz: wouldn’t be surprised if he is made to be gay (by some fanfic author, since rowling can’t possibly do that), if pansy parkinson’s all he’s got…

    hey, don’t get self started on pervy stuff okay! don’t want to scare off faithful readers. :mrgreen:

  6. I saw a lot more than that πŸ˜› Got HP7 yet? It’s quite good. J.K has matured somewhat in terms of writing like a good wheel of cheese.

    sulz: heh, want to share your dirty thoughts? yes, have read it and am quite satisfied.

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