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Swiped from raincoaster. No wonder could stand being bitch-slapped by a friend.

Bitch-Slap
You are 14% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.

You are the Bitch-Slap, the hallmark response of any abusive husband! You are more intuitive than others, focusing more on feelings than rational explanations, and you are also probably very brutual because you care more about yourself than the well-being of others. As all nagging wives know, brutality combined with emotion often leads to BITCH-SLAPPING, which is why you are called “The Bitch Slap”. (That and because I find it amusing to accuse people of pummeling female dogs.) Your humility probably stems from insecurity, if anything, because people fond of slapping the shit out of someone in place of rational discussion are usually not humble in the way Jesus was humble. Possible sources of insecurity? A small penis, a small bank account, a small intelligence…gee, when you say “small” a lot, it stops sounding like a real word! Not only that, but you are also rather introverted, and any tendencies towards brutality you possess may also result from the fact that you bottle up your emotions and don’t show them to others until you explode in rage like some sort of shaken soda can. Take it from me, it is much more rewarding to bottle beer over emotions. You can’t get wasted on emotions. Aside from all my talk (and it’s a lot of talk) you are probably not a VIOLENT person, just someone who is rather selfish and who makes decisions based upon emotional motives. At any rate, being a bitch-slap does not necessarily mean you will abuse your spouse (your body odor is no doubt abuse enough); it only means you are rather intuitive, uncaring toward others, brutal, introverted, and possibly insecure. And sorry about that body odor remark if you really are insecure. I promise that you smell like roses. Being fertilized by cow shit.

To put it less negatively:
1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.
2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.
3. You are more BRUTAL than gentle.
4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:
Your exact opposite is the Braggart. Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Schoolyard Bully, the Class Clown, and the Brute.

If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way. For example, someone with 42% Extroversion is slightly leaning towards being an introvert, but is close enough to being an extrovert to be classified that way as well. Below is a list of the other personality types so that you can determine which other possible categories you may fill if you scored near fifty percent for certain traits.

The other personality types:
The Emo Kid: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Starving Artist: Intuitive, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Bitch-Slap: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Brute: Intuitive, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hippie: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Televangelist: Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Schoolyard Bully: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Class Clown: Intuitive, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Robot: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Haughty Intellectual: Rational, Introverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Spiteful Loner: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Sociopath: Rational, Introverted, Brutal, Arrogant.
The Hand-Raiser: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Humble.
The Braggart: Rational, Extroverted, Gentle, Arrogant.
The Capitalist Pig: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Humble.
The Smartass: Rational, Extroverted, Brutal, Arrogant.

This test tracked 4 variables. How the score compared to the other people’s:

Higher than 7% on Rationality
Higher than 10% on Extroversion
Higher than 64% on Brutality
Higher than 24% on Arrogance

The Personality Defect Test

Comments on: "What personality defect are you?" (3)

  1. I had no idea you were so scary!

    sulz: haha, sweet and spice hides all things that aren’t nice in this case. 😉

  2. holy shit… i’m a braggart 😀
    i see we’re exact opposits!

    sulz: so should we be enemies or something now? haha.

  3. Televangelist

    Apparently i am Intuitive, Extroverted, Gentle and Arrogant.
    You tell a stupid test they you are right about most thing sin life most of the time, and it puts you down as arrogant instead of honest, self realizing and genius.
    see why i dont trust them machines!!

    “So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE.”
    and tht is a personality dfect? sheesh!!!

    sulz: chill, it’s just a test! 🙂 they called self brutal, how’s that for personality defect! don’t they know violence sells just as good as sex!

    what’s a televangelist? you evangelise through tv or something? 😛

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