Cheap comments meaning I deliberately write in such a way that it is titillating and provocative and your fingers would be itching to leave me a comment because you guys just love to talk about my boobs, chocolate sex and vagina.
I appreciate your input, advices and opinions, even though I would not agree with all of your statements. You are simply forgetting one big difference betwen us: you’re female (girl) and I am grown man. Our fields of interests and our behaviour are not, and could not be the same (for those TWO differences are very big). I have checked your blog and what I could say. If I were teenager/young as you are, I could probably put a comment on your blog. Why not to a girl who are not shy and ashamed to publicly speak about:
-how big are your tits (BOOBS)
-how much you love SEX (and chocolate…)
-about VAGINA (and “Vagina’s Monologues”…)
I did not check further but that’s pretty enough for conclusion.
Because I’m a girl, guys are falling all over their computers to comment. Because I’m not ashamed to talk about how big my boobs are, how much I love sex (even though I haven’t had any yet) and about vaginas, I would be rewarded with comments for it.
Because I write things like that, it’s enough to conclude the rest of my blog is about my pubic hair, my anus, my nipples and whatnot.
Everyone who can do that, will have responses (comments). It is not about “genuine interaction with people” it is simlpy about SEX, who always sells! That’s why 90% of Internet is full of it.
You have to understand: introduce yourself as a female and just mention any word that is about sex or sexuality, you’ll be attacked by insanely much “comments”. THAT’S WHY you were forced to shut down automatic responses. So, you’re actually very subtle and smart in terms how to get what you want, and you chose sipmliest and must easier way to achieve that.
Because I write about sex, I will always get comments. I could fill up a post with the word vagina 200 times and I will still get comments! Ironically, I only get 100+ hits every day. Am I not writing enough posts about my vagina? (And I never did say I have to close comments on my blog.)
If I were to follow you, maybe I should first mention in my intro how big is my…(no offence, please – because nobody is interested in my masculine “boobs”…) I believe I could get that way immediatelly bunch of “comments” and (female) “buddies”.
Because I write about boobs, I have people like you as my friends. Can you imagine, if it weren’t for my breasts, we would have never gotten acquainted. Gosh, that gives the term bosom buddies a whole new meaning!! 😉 If you don’t know who I consider my friends, try looking at my blogroll. In fact, try clicking on some of my friends’ blogs and see how much they talk about their respective penises and vaginas the way I do. I haven’t even mentioned those who are not in the blogroll…
PS: You’re studying English, but as I could see, you do not care about capital letters at all (or that’s your habit from chating over the Internet). To me, blog is not a chat, but a mirror of personality in many ways, so your way of writing, also speaks about you. That’s the additional reason to believe that to get in contact with people is not about what kind of personality you are, not even how good or bad is your language and grammar, but only how much you are able to SELL YOURSELF (and I admit, you’re better in that field than I am, for now…).
Anyway, thank you for visiting and for your comment.
To me, caring about capital letters does not prove that I’m a good English student. And not writing with the proper caps does not mean it’s a “chating” habit. For someone who’s making a judgement on my English, you forgot to spellcheck your reply! But I totally agree with you; your “way of writing” speaks VOLUMES about the way you think and stereotype.
I do admit, though, that I am brilliant at SELLING MY SELF. People are attracted to my blog because MY THOUGHTS and IDEAS appeal and relate to them. People are attracted to MY PERSONALITY and SPIRIT. I may not know these people in person, but I consider them my friends because they have shown CARE and CONCERN and LOVE and FRIENDSHIP that has nothing to do with my sexual organs.
Thank you for your comment too! Great blog fodder. 😀
Hey guys, I’ve mentioned vagina, like, 9826475 times. Leave a comment, okay!
Oooo, our dear friend replied:
Let’s talk about sex ( and chocolate…)
What I said…you admited I was right. I did not want deliberately use a word “cheap” to avoid offending you. So, what girls as you want to read and talk about? Would you like to put you as a contributor on my blog? Maybe you can help me get more responses. And your English is much better now.
Haha, as if I seek to validate the worth of my English from you…
Honey, if I was offended, I’d have gotten all my bosom buddies to spank your “grown man” buttocks and flame your blog! 😉 As for my admitting you are right, I guess you haven’t heard of such a thing called sarcasm. Strange, seeing as you’re a “grown man”! But if you want to see what you only want to see… *shrugs* 😀
(See, I don’t just talk about my vagina. I talk about old men’s buttocks too!)
Goodness, it’s my best stats day ever, much thanks to this! 388; 64 hits on this post alone.