blogging gobbledygook and such

No, I haven’t gone cuckoo, title is just the keywords of the quizzes I had gorged myself upon.


You Are 70% Kinky


You are a very kinky person. You are completely open minded about sexuality.

You’re up for something different from time to time, and you don’t have many hang ups.

And while you’re not into everything, you don’t judge people who are.

You figure that anything between consenting adults is fair game!

😉


You Should Follow Hinduism


You find the idea of many Gods and many spiritual paths attractive.

Religion is a lifelong, personal journey for you, and you don’t deal with dogma or rules well.

You see spirituality as a union of intuition and reason. No one has all the answers.

You spend a good amount of your time meditating, doing good deeds, or improving your karma.

This is strange to me. Anyway, I won’t because I like eating beef.


What Your Bed Says About You


Outward appearances aren’t important to you at all. You think that the over emphasis on looks to be shallow.

Your life tends to be completely chaotic. You aren’t a very organized person, and you tend to be slow in cleaning up messes.

You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you’re grumpy if things aren’t the way you like them.

In relationships, you tend to kick back and let the other person be in charge.

You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.

You are a traveler. You are comfortable anywhere, and you rarely feel homesick.

Very spot on except for the homesick bit!


You Are the Storyteller


You have a way with words, and you love hearing yourself talk.

You are at your best when you have an audience, and you can carry on a conversation with anyone.

You are light hearted and fun – a natural entertainer. It’s a side of you that you can’t really turn off.

You thrive on attention (perhaps a little too much), and you love applause.

When you allow yourself to be serious, you can be a moving and articulate speaker.

Your words have power, and not just the power to make people laugh.

True in a way, except I tell my story in writing, not in speaking.


You Are Pasta Puttanesca


Compared to most people, you have a sexy and wild personality.

So it fits that you’re like a pasta popularized by street walkers!

You like food with interesting, contrasting, and spicy flavors.

You live an exciting life – and you wouldn’t ever go for anything bland.

Haven’t even heard of such a pasta. But life seems like forever at this point to me, I’m sure I’ll have a chance of tasting this one day.

Told you I was gorging.

Comments on: "Kinky, religious bedroom role is pasta" (19)

  1. lovelyloey said:

    Woah, 70% kinky. Are you like a closet porn star wannabe or something, haha.
    Moi is only 35%, and I DID NOT choose the handcuffs nor spanking, despite my decidedly dominatrix SouthPark avatar. 😛

    And I should be an Aethist. Which I am. Thank godless.

    The bed thingy says I’m a dominant person (ditto 1st point about dominatrix) and only high maintenance on a few things, hoho.

    And moi is the storyteller too! Yay!

    And I’m the lasagna, which I absolutely love. 🙂

    sulz: you should see crazyasuka’s result in her blog! that’s why she calls herself crazy… 😉

    oh, i chose those. 😳

    hahaha, that should be how you say it in future… it’ll be a new catchphrase! a derivation of thank god and thank goodness. 😀

    scary lah you… imagine you dominating tau huey guy!! rotfl.

    yer, not fair. i love lasagna. i wanna be lasagna. oozing bed of cheese and pasta… oh, feel like having lasagna now.

  2. Whoa! I’m in your blogroll! Thank you so much – I’m ridiculously flattered. 😳 I’m off to do the tests, but that website is so addictive I might not get round to reporting back for several days…

    Suzy x

    sulz: you’re welcome, thank you for putting me in your blogroll first! 🙂 yeah, i know! why did you think i quiz-gorged?

  3. Well, I avoided distractions… I’m 30%, an atheist, dominant like lovelyloey and never homesick like you, aha, a storyteller… and ravioli (how am I a pasta?), because I like themed foods and fun and parties and suchlike. Er… well, I like fancy dress? 😕

    Suzy x

    sulz: you have marvellous self-control, suzy. ravioli is made of pasta; haven’t tried it, but garfield swears by it, so i guess it must be really good! 🙂 i don’t like fancy dress parties, though i like to look at the costumes! i’m bad at dressing up if i don’t think it suits me, even just for a party.

  4. U do come up with funny games. Well my results are 35% kinky, my bed says the same things about me as your bed, I should follow Islam 😮 and I’m the philosopher.

    You Are the Philosopher
    You love thinking things over and developing theories.
    Learning is very important to you, and you pursue knowledge relentlessly.

    You love to talk about the things you know, often in more detail than people would like to hear.
    And you know a lot! You’re always taking on new subjects, interests, and hobbies.

    You are at your best when you are left alone to ponder your newest ideas and experiments.
    You tend to withdraw from environments that are loud, contentious, or passionate.

    sulz: oh, you are so normal you’re not even kinky! 😛 well, if you don’t mind your husband having four wives… 😉 the philosopher bit sounds like you!

  5. Ahhh my head went crazy at the tittle!

    Kinky, religious bedroom… was picturing some sort of nun fetish…

    Nun fetish? Wth is wrong with my brain!

    70% kinky! Ahh I bet I get more! Or who knows….

    I liked the bed part

    And you’re definitely the storyteller!!!

    Mind if I… ehh… steal these? 😛

    sulz: haha, that was the idea. 😉 i might get some weird search term hits from this too, haha. we know why you came up with the nun fetish idea now… (look at her blog for her kinky test results!)

    you know i love to be pickpocketed from my own blog! 😆

  6. Man I was joking, but I got 75%. *dies* Although my text would be more like yours.

    “If you’ve heard of it, you’ve tried it. You’re that kinky.” No, no no. Not really. Especially because I haven’t tried much at all…but my mind… oh yeah.

    😛

    sulz: haha, the true crazyasuka unfounded by a quiz. 😀 i’m sure you’ll be trying it soon… maybe somewhere down under. :mrgreen:

  7. […] I stole some quizzes from Sulz.  Like I always do, bwahahha.  Ha.  Well it can be […]

  8. Uh… I don’t see the whole deal with quizzes. 70% kinky, eh? You must have wanted to take that quiz for a reason…

    sulz: it’s very fun and addictive, the junk food of blogging. try it! 🙂

    hmm, you think so? 😉

  9. Your remarks under each quiz made me smile.

    I like the storyteller one. And I’ve never eaten puttanesca, but it sounds very sulz-y.

    My results:

    1. 10% kinky. 10%??? What is it trying to say? I sound boring now!

    2. Christianity. Well, Methodist upbringing, so that’s not altogether surprising.

    3. Bed: not obsessed with outwards appearances, disorganised, generally not very high maintenance, practical and down-to-earth, in relationships lets other people take charge, bit of a homebody. Fairly accurate, I guess. Not sure about the practical and down-to-earth bit.

    4. Innovator. Yay! I’m flattered. OK, I don’t mind not being kinky if I’m innovative.

    5. Spaghetti with Pesto. Which apparently makes me “a walking contradiction”…

    Quiz overdose…

    sulz: i’m glad it did! 🙂 i shall inform you if it’s sulz-y when i’ve tried it, haha.

    i think someone didn’t make full use of the porn i gave him… :mrgreen:

    so are you impractical and up-in-heaven? 😛

    for someone innovative, it’s very strange you don’t bring that trait into the bedroom! :mrgreen:

    god, all these pasta results is making me crave for pasta…

    *pats head* there, there. go get some rest. come back here tomorrow for some posts to cure your fluffache. 😆

  10. haha bobbyG, I bet you’re one of those just waiting to be corrupted!! (that’s what it says when you get 10%, don’t think I’m using my uber kinkyness to corrupt him okay?)

    …maybe somewhere down under.

    ROFLMAO!

    Well a girl can dream, can’t she?

    sulz: you need to try harder ‘cos i don’t think he finished up the stash of porn of i got him!

    when there’s a will, there’s a way baby. 😆

  11. Pasta Puttanesca is the BEST! It’s my favorite!

    sulz: wow, okay i’ll take your word. damn, now i’ve got to look for an italian restaurant to try it asap!

  12. Nooo, I know ravioli is a pasta (it’s a very nice one too!). It’s just strange… who sits down and wonders to themselves, hey, jeez, if I was a pasta what kind would I be?

    Well, you do, obviously… 😉

    Suzy x

    sulz: ah, okay, i get you now. well, i did when i saw the quiz, haha.

  13. Oh Dear Lord!!!! I am 85% Kinky. Is that bad??????

    sulz: oh dear… i pity your future wife! you really ought to throw away those porn, you know. 😉

  14. I’m so not taking that Kinky test at the fear of scoring a 100%. Funny, isn’t it? Not taking a test because you fear getting full marks in it. But even if I do, 70% of the kinkiness is thanks to your kinky genes. Only 30% is mine. 😛

    You’re interested in the concept of many Gods? Interesting.

    sulz: oh, take it and prove yourself wrong. and like you said, you can put the blame on me, as the akon song goes, lol.

    well, i hate the thought of people being in a nonexistent religion by virtue of the one-god concept, so this seems better. 🙂 it’s more like i believe that all these gods we have are one god known by different names and concepts.

  15. I have taken these quizzes, and have forgotten most of the results. That is probably because I take one too many on blogthings 🙂 It sometimes gets to be too addictive!
    Pasta puttanesca – read The unfortunate series by Lemony Snicket? or watched the movie by Jim Carrey?

    sulz: well, junk food just tastes good at the moment you eat, you don’t necessarily think back and go, damn that was some good junk food! unlike pasta puttanesca, for instance (which according to raincoaster, is damn good).

    anyway, i’ve read the first book in the series and that’s it. haven’t watched the movie yet. 🙂

  16. Hmm:
    – -> 55% kinky
    – -> I should follow Christianity
    – -> I am spaghetti and meatballs
    – -> My role is the King. Woo Hoo I always did like to imitate the King, Elvis Presley.
    –> My bed says (what it really should say is I am too lazy to make it everyday):

    Outward appearances are a concern of yours, but not your primary concern. You try to take care of yourself and your home, but it’s not an obsession.

    Your life tends to be completely chaotic. You aren’t a very organized person, and you tend to be slow in cleaning up messes.

    You are very high maintenance. You like everything a certain way, and you’re grumpy if things aren’t the way you like them.

    In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

    You tend to be a down to earth, practical person. You think in terms of what is actual.

    You are a bit of a homebody, but you can also make yourself at home anywhere.

    sulz: hmm, for someone who is dominant in relationships, i don’t think you are kinky enough! :mrgreen: and king, interesting result! who knew imitating elvis could make you one? 😆

  17. ”so are you impractical and up-in-heaven?”

    Impractical and in cloud cuckoo land, more like.

    Nessa can corrupt me any time she wants.

    sulz: hoho, you know how suggestive that sounds? 😉 but i don’t blame you! 😆

  18. Ms.Johnny said:

    35% kinky….huhu,my future partner would have to try hard to turn me on 😉

    should follow Islam….well I do agree on most aspect of the Islam teaching after having gone through Islam & Management class two sems ago 🙂

    my bed says that….Outward appearances are very important to you. You do your best to look good and have an attractive home.
    Your life tends to be completely chaotic. You aren’t a very organized person, and you tend to be slow in cleaning up messes.
    You are not very high maintenance in general, but you are high maintenance about a few things.
    In relationships, you tend to kick back and let the other person be in charge.
    You tend to be a dreamy, head in the clouds type of person. You think in terms of possibilities.
    You are a traveler. You are comfortable anywhere, and you rarely feel homesick….this is somehow quite true to my being 🙂

    I am apparently a warrior….i don’t think so! 😛

    sulz: hahaha! well, we always knew i’m the ham sap one. 😀

    wah… means i might have a chance see you wear tudung? 😆

    hor, you are shallow ‘cos you think outward appearances are important! 😛 agree about the traveler bit; i’ve always admired that in you!

  19. thebeadden said:

    I am so not doing the kinky one. 🙂

    # 1 -I should follow Hinduism.

    #2 – My bed says this about me:
    Outward appearances are a concern of yours, but not your primary concern. You try to take care of yourself and your home, but it’s not an obsession.

    You are an organized and disciplined person. You do the right thing because you want to, not because people expect you to.

    You are very low maintenance. You tend to go with the flow, and you’re easily pleased.

    In relationships, you tend to be quite dominant. You enjoy taking charge.

    You tend to be a down to earth, practical person. You think in terms of what is actual.

    You are a bit of a homebody, but you can also make yourself at home anywhere.

    # 3 – What role do I play?

    I am the Innovator:
    You’re the type of person who is always a step ahead of everyone else.
    You thrive when you’re experimenting with new designs, ideas, and attitudes.

    You are a creative person with many talents. You have to have artistic outlets in your life.
    You need to create – whether it’s writing furiously or redecorating your home. If not, your life becomes chaotic.

    You tire of doing the same thing every day. You change your job, friends, and personal style often.
    You are at your best when you have a focus. If not, you develop a flaky artist’s temperament.

    #4 – What Pasta Dish am I?

    I am Pasta Primavera:
    Compared to most people, you are very active and health conscious.
    You take care of yourself and try to live the best life possible.
    You are an open minded and experimental person. You are always looking for ways to improve yourself.
    Your tastes tend to be ultra modern. You know of trends before anyone else has spotted them.

    sulz: why not? i suspect it’s because you had a 100% score! 😆

    oh, we can do yoga together then. 😛

    your results definitely sound like you, especially the creative part! 🙂 and i haven’t heard of pasta primavera until now… better than mine, i suppose. pasta puttanesca means whore’s pasta!

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