blogging gobbledygook and such

Well, you guys did say it’s my blog and therefore I get to decide what goes here. ๐Ÿ˜›

So, back to the subject. My sex life…

Let’s approach this in a systematic manner.

What?
What do you mean, what? It’s about my sex life lah. I know this comes as a surprise, since I never really gave an indication in my previous posts, but well, it happened recently (shortly after I returned from Macau), so… ๐Ÿ˜ณ

Who?
Very fortunate to have one guy who satisfies me very much. Haha, stop cringing, sex is a very natural part of life! Honestly, there was sort of another potential candidate, but I decided to stay faithful with this guy. Wanna minimise the risk of STDs and all that, ya know. (Haha, as if that’s the real reason!)

I’m sure you want to know who this guy is… but since I’ve always kept identities pseudonymous, he has to be given the same treatment too. I’ll describe him physically for you, though. He’s Caucasian – brown hair with a little curl at the end of his hair my fingers can’t stop playing with ๐Ÿ˜› , bluish-grey eyes, stocky but taller than me (a bit on the short side for a guy, but hey I’m tiny enough). Clean-shaven, wears a nice pair of square-framed glasses that makes him look intellectual.

When?
Hmm, I guess whenever we can get together. Mostly on the weekends. The few times I’ve managed to stay over, we would be doing it the whole day long. ๐Ÿ˜€

Haha, okay, that’s an exaggeration… but you get the idea. ๐Ÿ˜‰

As for the first time, well, let’s just say that it wasn’t what I expected, but I enjoy the intimacy of the act. It’s getting better, for sure… practice makes perfect, right? :mrgreen:

Where?
His place, as he lives on his own in a modest little apartment. So far, just the bedroom, bathroom and kitchen… his place is quite messy and he hasn’t gotten around to cleaning up the living room and the balcony. :mrgreen:

How?
Err, wouldn’t that be too explicit to mention? Let’s just say I’m at the beginner’s level, and he’s been very kind ๐Ÿ˜› to give me lessons. Very patient and intuitive teacher, he is!

Why?
What do you mean why?? Who doesn’t want to have sex, especially if you’re attracted to a guy other than the mere reason of sex, right??

And besides, I should be able to do what I like in my fantasy…

I did tell you that this is all in my head, right?

Comments on: "My Sex Life: I Know I Said I Wouldn’t, But…" (26)

  1. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ
    ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    “I should be able to do what I like in my fantasyโ€ฆ” Thanks heaven for that!!!! else it would have been the boldest post I have ever read yet. ๐Ÿ˜›

    sulz: hahahaha… nah, boldest would me saying what’s my favourite sex position and why, and what he does that i like. :mrgreen:

  2. LOL!

    You had me at the tip of my toes! If it weren’t for that last line, you are SO going to get a grilling for all of us tomorrow night! ๐Ÿ˜„

    sulz: haha… well, if i ever had one you wouldn’t really ever know, you know. i’m very discreet. ๐Ÿ˜‰ that said, i’d take the grilling, just not in front of jellybean’s husband!

  3. Well, I’m still not convinced you’re winding us up… you’ll have to do better than a kick-in-the-teeth last line to convince me! ๐Ÿ˜› Like a really brave post, but pretending it’s not true… when really it is! Gasp!

    So this is honestly about sulz’s sex life. Read on and enjoy, folks… ๐Ÿ˜‰

    Suzy x

    sulz: oh, suz, i really wish this was true!

  4. Good God, you had totally freaked me out. I was looking for what to say and you come up with a “It’s only in my head”. Jeez, you’re insane.

    Actually, you’re my mom. That explains it. ๐Ÿ˜›

    sulz: hahahaha… do you even have anything to say as a son? most sons would just run far, far away from a post like this. ๐Ÿ˜€

    yeah, if a guy dates me he shouldn’t have to worry about my son, ‘cos i’m the crazy one to handle, lol!

  5. I knew from the very first line that you were making that out, otherwise you should have dropped some hints in your earlier posts. ๐Ÿ˜›

    sulz: haha, so i guess you know me too well to fall for it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

  6. I was like…this gal is bold!!! ๐Ÿ™‚ till I read the fantasy bit! ๐Ÿ™‚

    sulz: rotfl… my best practical joke ever. ๐Ÿ˜€ too bad it isn’t april fool’s day, huh?

  7. o.O I almost die! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I sort of was expecting you to say it was a joke in the end, but I couldn’t stop reading!

    sulz: hahaha, i’d really have hated for your life to be on my conscience!!

    hehe, a small part of you wanted it to be true, isn’t it? admit it! ๐Ÿ˜€

  8. Anyway, um, is this guy real? Even if you haven’t touched him?

    sulz: nope, totally imaginary. those are just generic caucasian features to me. but i think i know what you meant, and yes it does resemble somewhat, but not because of how i feel towards… it. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    so yeah, i’ve revealed myself to be a goody-two-shoes version of a sarong party girl. bah.

  9. gentledove said:

    I’ve got the vid

    sulz: hahahaha… in your head, huh? ๐Ÿ˜‰ if you’re gonna distribute it, i demand a 50-50 split of the profits!

    on the other hand, i don’t think i want to show my flab to the world…

  10. Geez, sulz. I laughed so much… and then my dad came in and asked what I was reading, and I had to explain the whole thing to him.

    sulz: hahaha, your dad must think you read very colourful blogs. ๐Ÿ˜› i was a bit worried you might think it a tad bit offensive ‘cos you did say you wouldn’t read about my sex life… now we know the truth! ๐Ÿ˜›

  11. I saw through your very strange fantasy… Or not. I was shocked through most of the reading, shouting, “SINCE WHEN DID SULZ HAVE A PARTNER?” every minute (59 seconds actually). I was so jealous that I was close to smashing my computer while I was reading, then I let a huge sigh of relief out once I got to the end. All’s well that ends well…?

    sulz: strange?? what’s so strange about it?? hahaha, don’t be crazy. i’d swear you have the tiniest bit of crush of me from the way you’ve just reacted. :mrgreen:

    and if i have a partner i wouldn’t be blabbing about it like this! i’m very discreet. wahaha. ๐Ÿ˜€

  12. i was like… “eh? i thought you hated macao. o.O?”

    haha.. btw, this shouldn’t come as a surprise, but i’m also fantasising over someone *slurps* (and clue: it’s not ‘her’)

    sulz: it’s nothing to do with macau ler…

    i know who lah. that singer you called ‘hawt’ from the fiesta malaysia thingy, right?

  13. Hm, I’m sure this guy didn’t come from nowhere.

    It may be a fantasy, but I also have fantasies, and the guy is always the same. :P! Oh how I love to daydream.

    sulz: well, i didn’t want a guy prettier than me, so i thought this is about an average caucasian as i can get. the eye colour is just for fancy, haha. hah… _ _ _ _ _ _ _ the hottie! ๐Ÿ˜€

  14. Cilaka you! make me terkejut only lah…I thought it was for real!!!! hahaha

    someone is aiming for a caucasian huh? ๐Ÿ˜‰
    With curly hair at the back somemore…wah!
    very naughty fantasy you got there…

    the thought of being intimate with k is always on my mind ๐Ÿ˜›

    Can anyone tell me where to get info on karma sutra? hehe

    sulz: rotflmao…

    curly hair at the head, not the back ah! that’s gross, haha.

    wahhhhhh…. first time i hear you say something like that!! fuyoh… ๐Ÿ˜€

    aiyah that one can search the net one mar, no meh? otherwise, watch porn. LOL!

  15. hey sis!
    I am online for a day or two after a looooooooooooong gap. And am reading your blog after a long while too. Feels good to get acquainted with your sex life – even if it’s only just your fantasy!

    I want to tell you about mine! I am in love with a guy I have known for 12 years. We were never romantically inclined towards each other during this whole period. Then it happened on 21st June. We met after a long gap and he proposed me out of the blue. I visualized us as a couple, made a phone call laaaaaate in the evening and talked over the phone the whole night. And we fell in love. And we are gonna get married – I don’t know when though! I do know one thing though – we are a perfect match. He is everything I ever dreamed of and much much more!!! ๐Ÿ˜€

    So, there! I have spilled my secret. And my story is not just fantasy, it’s REAL! :p

    sulz: hey stranger! ๐Ÿ™‚ wow, that’s much nicer than my fantasy. i’m very happy for you, congratulations on the engagement! hope to see you around often, like before. ๐Ÿ™‚

  16. lovelyloey said:

    I think I had the worst luck in trying to read this post. I got the teaser RSS feed (effectively the first 2 lines) and so I HAD to read it ASAP, right? And great, of all time for my browser to hang, and then my network to die on me, and finally after restarting my browser for the 4th time, I get to read the fun bits, only to realize it’s screwing with us. -humbug-
    But it’s fun nonetheless. I was a wee bit shocked, because Sulz doesn’t come across one who’d sleep with a guy repeatedly within 1 month of coming back from Macau. Nah-ah. She’ll wait, a bit, at least. (I think. But then again, she got 75% on her kinky scale! Tsk tsk!)

    sulz: haha, your computer was trying to tell you it’s a joke, perhaps! ๐Ÿ˜€ hahaha…

    yeah, i wouldn’t. i would make out though. :mrgreen:

  17. lovelyloey said:

    Tsk, you do know sometimes in the heat of the moment one thing leads to another and to another, right? ๐Ÿ˜›
    (I am NOT speaking from experience, thank you. LOL)

    sulz: true, but this is where the test of true character is. if he doesn’t take advantage, it means he’s one for keeps! ๐Ÿ˜€ though i think i might be the one screaming inside for him to do that. ๐Ÿ˜ณ haha!

  18. lovelyloey said:

    I think a lot of the modern girls are like that. They have un-innocent thoughts, and yet they want a chaste boyfriend. Where got such good catch one?! LOL.

    sulz: hahaha, i guess the dating game has its rituals which may be outdated in the modern context but at the same time is expected to an extent! anyway, got chaste boys, just that probably very few girls want them as boyfriends. ๐Ÿ˜›

  19. Speaking of fantasy, well…it’s such a great fancy to have a perfect sex life in the mind only ๐Ÿ˜›

    sulz: well, where else can you get it! ๐Ÿ™‚

  20. opps.. typo with macau (my sperrings fail)

    no lah. not that girl. someone else. ๐Ÿ˜› i met her online. wahakakaka!

    sulz: i know your sperrings fael, i corrected the typo in your blog header mar, remember? ๐Ÿ˜€

    oooh, i know, i know. the one with the chinese / japanese characters for her username, right??

  21. LOL! no lah! not her (she’s an indian muslim btw). i met her on facebook by accident. lots of common ideals… but dun think she’s really interested. -.-‘ bah. why my karma so cham wan ah?

    all seem to prefer taller men. ๐Ÿ˜ก btw, my new hairdo makes me look like a schoolboy. ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

    sulz: wah, you meet people in facebook? i don’t do that. there was one guy who keep trying to be my ‘friend’, and i got so tired of ignoring his request i sent him a message saying (politely) that i don’t make ‘friends’ with people i haven’t known before. he replied: fuck you. ๐Ÿ˜†

    i think your karma will pick up once you are working as a lecturer. maybe they think phd student, is still student. student = small boy. and doesn’t help you resemble one with your haircut, muahaha! ๐Ÿ˜€

    or join the mca cupid club lor. i heard the majority of members are more than two-thirds female! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  22. omg… that bleedy bugger damn rude. if i were you, i’d flame him publicly until he cries. ๐Ÿ˜ก

    aiyer…. dun want to join mca cupid. sked get ah lians. -.-‘ *shudders in fear*

    anyway! she replied! apparently very busy now. ๐Ÿ˜› speaking of which, hey, add me via facebook. ๐Ÿ˜›

    sulz: some people just don’t handle rejection well. like me. ๐Ÿ˜€

    rotflmao. wah, you say as if ah lian find you attractive wor! sure or not? :mrgreen: anyway, some ah lians can be good mar. if you marry one, then you kid will be trilingual, no more banana like you and me. (you are banana, hor?)

    why you didn’t say anything about her in your blog one!

  23. yah yah.. exactly. some ah lians proly won’t find me attractive. likes likes like mah. if marry one, might divorce due to linguistic differences. ๐Ÿ˜›

    of course la, you think what? simply tell the whole wide world i’m eyeing someone else? if she rejects me then how? lose face only.

    she’s a bit ganas and not really as sweet and attractive as ‘her’… but must try!

    sulz: as if ah lian cannot speak english like that!

    yer, you make her sound like second choice only… ganas some more not as good as the one before, why you like then? cannot simply like girls like that… must get to know better first mar.

  24. Oh I love those little things you malaysian people add. mar! Lah! lor! AH! Me sampat.

    sulz: haha yes you’re sampat, but come down here and use them, all malaysians will love you for it. nobody’s gonna think you’re weird! ๐Ÿ˜‰

  25. Really? they won’t look at me like “Wtf is with this malaysian wannabe *throw rocks at me*”?

    sulz: there are plenty of foreigners who picked up the manglish after a while. it helps you to bond with locals better when you speak their lingo, really!

  26. Each line I was reading, and all I could think was… awesome… outright…. open…. frank….

    Shheeesh… spoilt !!!

    :):)

    sulz: hahaha, sorry to have disappointed! i got a real kick out of this post. ๐Ÿ˜†

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