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Alright, class, settle down.

Ms. sulz here requires all students – first-time visitors, blurkers and regulars – to fill a survey for research purposes. Exactly what research? To measure the level of satisfaction among my students, of course. An evaluation, an appraisal of my methods, if you will. Click here to take the survey, and do not skip any questions except for the last page, which is optional but preferably you should answer them for extra marks – yes, this is graded.

Also, if you have not sign in the attendance form, please do so.

Results will be out before the holidays. If you did the assignment to my satisfaction.

After you have completed your homework, you may view this funny Flash animation, courtesy of one of our top students, crazyasuka. Follow her example and you may get extra credit. Please don’t laugh too loud while watching it, you may be disturbing the others who are still doing the survey.

Okay, class dismissed.

(Haha, I need to brush up my teacherly skills, don’t I? πŸ˜† )

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Look what sulz received in the mail this morning.

It’s an autographed photo from local celebrity Sasha Bashir. Gorgeous, isn’t she? The necklace, I mean. Oh, the elegant lady too, of course. πŸ˜€ Thanks Sasha!

(Sigh, I may as well say it here, since once you click on the picture you’ll be thinking it. Yes, I don’t clean my keyboard (don’t know how, don’t dare to), and yes, I AM GROSS.

I do use those antibacterial hand gel thingies, though, does that help? Oh, who cares, you’re not meeting me in person anyway!)

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I forgot to say THANK YOU FOR PARTICIPATING IN MY SURVEY!

And please don’t stop coming back to my blog, even though you’ve just discovered what a dirty little girl I am. 😦

Comments on: "Homework For My Beloved Students Readers" (15)

  1. took the quiz, hope I aced it…. after all that studying and all… πŸ˜€ that vid was sooooo hilarious!

    sulz: thanks, you’ve always been one of my favourite students, you know. i’d be surprised if you didn’t ace it! πŸ˜‰ haha, i know!

  2. Thank you for the link! Although The End of Ze World is quite popular already! But I’m sure a couple oblivious minds have not seen it…

    What am I saying, I’ve seen it a hundred times and there I am clicking on the link.

    I took the quiz… I can’t get a bad grade, you know. CCCAN’TTT. *shakes*

    sulz: haha, yeah, like me before! you had a++ for your test, but you pointed out my grimy keyboard on msn so now i’m giving you b-! wahahaha… there goes my teaching career. πŸ˜†

  3. OH! NOT FAIR! you’re an EVIL, EVIL teacher!

    sulz: hahahaha… you really can’t get a bad grade huh! πŸ˜€ i was just kidding… top marks, honest!

  4. Done. :mrgreen:

    sulz: thanks much! πŸ™‚

  5. hmm… I don’t really clean my keyboard either….but mine is black…I guess if it was white it would like like yours…maybe even worse cause of all the food and candy i eat when at the comp! so don’t feel bad. πŸ˜‰

    sulz: haha, yay. you’re a dirty girl like me. :mrgreen:

  6. Anyone else think Sulz the teacher is kind of hawt? πŸ™‚

    Hey buddy – stopped by and took your survey and added myself to your map. Catching up on things and all. What’s this about car accidents in the previous post??? (I should comment there). I go away for a few days and Sulz is almost smashed?

    I see my presence around here is needed round-the-clock. You know, for safety and all. πŸ™‚

    Hope you’re having a great week.

    sulz: with the exception of ish, hardly any guy commenters here are open pervs flirt buddies with me, so i don’t think anyone would agree with you. 😦

    drive in malaysia and you’d be almost smashed on a regular basis, really! you’ll love driving here ‘cos you love tooting your horn, right? don’t know about driving on the left side of the road bit for you, though. πŸ˜‰

    it isn’t great, but there are things to be excited about! details in the next post, of course.

  7. Forgot to ask – how’d you happen upon receiving that from Sasha? She’s mighty pretty. πŸ™‚

    Any chance you could, you know, tell her about your horsey friend? (runs for the exit). πŸ™‚

    sulz: she is, isn’t she? she asked her blog readers if they’d like an autographed photo from her to e-mail her, so i did. if you’d like one, try e-mailing her? πŸ˜‰

    by the way, thank you so much for your heartfelt message in the survey. that really means a lot to me! *hugs* πŸ™‚

  8. I had a white keyboard I never cleaned. One day I decided to REALLY clean it, and I disassembled the keyboard and then when I re assembled it I had a few screws left of unknown origin.

    Needless to say, the keyboard went to the grave.

    I have a black one now, and I keep it kind of clean. I have a thingy that is thin enough to go between the key rows, and cleaning fluid.

    sulz: that’s why i don’t dare! maybe i need to set up a wishlist and put that on the wishlist. πŸ˜€

  9. […] you lick your keyboard, like now? Sulz got me thinking about my keyboard. I have a new cleaning kit that has been keeping mine unusually […]

  10. I have a black keyboard! πŸ˜› πŸ˜€ But it gets dusty once in a while, but on the other hand, it’s more sexier color-wise than white πŸ™‚

    sulz: well, i didn’t have much choice in the colour of my keyboard and computer since it’s a hand-me-down that is still alive and kicking after… 8+ years? but i do agree about black. i’m definitely getting new computer in that colour when mine dies! which i hope not anytime soon… i’m so broke.

  11. Teacher, Teacher, Survey is done. Where is my free pizza now? πŸ˜›

    sulz: good boy. *pats head* let’s see how you do in the finals before thinking about pizza, okay? πŸ˜‰

  12. No! I want Pizza Now! I WANT! I WANT! Waaaaah! πŸ˜₯

    sulz: and i thought teaching kindergarten would be easier than handling college students, sigh… πŸ˜›

  13. Well college students pretending to be kindergarten ones are harder. πŸ˜›

    sulz: you are one of the reasons for me to quit teaching! if i ever started long enough to quit, that is. πŸ˜›

  14. Done it! I hope I passed; I hate examinations! Although that one wasn’t too bad. πŸ˜‰

    That autograph is so cool! She’s really pretty too.

    sulz: haha, it wasn’t that bad, was it! πŸ˜€ thanks for taking it.

    yeah, gorgeous stuff… wish i could look half as pretty as her in photos!

  15. I did the survey, but I probably flunked because I did not answer ALL the questions! Had to do it though because of your great expectations!!! I have a black keyboard. I dust it. Is that enough?
    OK, Ms. sulz, I dismiss myself and go home now.

    sulz: haha, at least you’re cleaner than me. πŸ˜€

    excuse me missy, did ms sulz dismiss you? since you flunked the test, you are required to stay back for extra classes! :mrgreen:

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